Aussie Slang Terms That Need To Make A Comeback

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Meaning: Things will be alright.

Usage: “My mate Daveo said he wanted to have a barbie tomorrow, think it’ll rain tho?”

“Nah, she’ll be apples.”

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Meaning: Brushing flies away.

Usage: “Oi, is that dickhead waving at us?”

“Nah, he’s giving you the Aussie salute.”

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Meaning: A shit in the ocean.

Usage: “OI, SWIM FASTER. THERE’S A BONDI CIGAR RIDING A WAVE AND IT’S GAININ’ ON YA.”

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Meaning: Fuckin’ far away.

Usage: “Hang on, are you joking? I’m not going beyond the black stump because you want a fuckin’ cold-pressed juice, you fuckhead.”

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Meaning: Haven’t got any money.

Usage: “Hey Shaz, can you shout me this cab sav? I haven’t got a brass razoo.”

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Meaning: Not here to mess around. Can be used as a reply to obvious questions.

Usage: “Would you boys like a beer?”

“Well, we’re not here to fuck spiders…”

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Meaning: Using your finger to clog one nostril while blowing mucus out the other.

Usage: “Fuck me dead, I’ve got no tissues and a massive bat in the cave.”

“Use a bushman’s hanky.”

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Meaning: Have a look.

Usage: “Does Coles sell undies? I’ve shat this pair.”

“Dunno, I can run down and have a Captain Cook?”

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Meaning: Dry.

Usage: “What happened to the humidity? It’s as dry as a dead dingo’s donga out here.”

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Meaning: Sounding angry.

Usage: “You alright? You sound as cross as a frog in a sock.”

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Meaning: Lacking in intellect.

Usage: “You know your mate Shane, has he got a few roos loose in the top paddock?”

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Meaning: Who farted?

Usage: “FAR OUT, THE UTE STINKS LIKE A DAY-OLD GROG BOG. WHO OPENED THEIR LUNCH?”

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Meaning: Sausage.

Usage: “Gonna have a barbie tomorrow if the day is good. BYO piss but mystery bags are on us.”

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Meaning: Beginner surfer.

Usage: “Me missus gave me surf lessons for Chrissie, but I feel like a bit of a shark biscuit at the moment.”

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Meaning: Urinal cakes.

Usage: “Far out, Daniel, you’re splashing all over the shop. Aim for the trough lolly, you fuckhead.”

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Meaning: Tomato sauce.

Usage: “Oi Helen, you got any dead horse? This pie is dryer than a dead dingo’s donga.”

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Meaning: To be up one’s own arse.

Usage: “You’ve got tickets on yourself if you think I’m giving you a handy in the movies again.”

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